Third Ruck from the Son

Report by Gerry McDonnell

A great e-book does not always make a wonderful film. Catch 22 is most likely the seminal piece of literature of the twentieth century (if we decide on to overlook Derek McGovern on Sports Betting) yet the movie was a key disappointment. Somewhat conversely, I identified George Orwell’s tale of Soviet totalitarianism quite large going, but I need to have watched Animal Farm 17 instances.

One tale that is absolutely crying out for the transfer to celluloid is the lifestyle and occasions of Harry Redknapp. Harry has unrealistically named Ray Winstone as an best candidate to play the foremost role i’d have cast Timothy Spall. I have it on excellent authority that Spall would consider any supply, so I’m knocking up a script entitled ‘The acquiring, the twitch and the hoard probe.’

Harry is nevertheless understandably seething right after the police raided his house at the crack of dawn. Harry can take into account himself fortunate that it wasn’t the West Midlands filth who had been on the scenario, as he’d probably have been charged with 47 crimes. I really feel like I’m stitching up the bookmakers by taking 6/5 for a Villa win over Pompey.

I was a small perturbed when I study that the Liverpool supporters had been appropriate behind Rafa Benitez I imagined it was a prelude to a carjacking. Fernando Torres has by now bagged a hat-trick at the Madejski this time the Spanish sensation can lead the Pool to yet another win above Studying at 8/11.

Steve Gibson ought to accept some obligation for the dire state of English football. If the imperturbable chairman had the nouse to sack floundering managers at the suitable juncture, the England supporters would be packing their balaclavas next summertime. Gibson is once once again supporting an incompetent incumbent: Arsenal will hammer property the message at 8/fifteen.

I couldn’t understand the furore surrounding Robbie Keane’s dismissal against Birmingham last week. For me, there’s nothing at all incorrect with ‘4th official consultation’, or ‘Dowd syndrome’ as it will hopefully be labelled. Manchester Metropolis have lost their very last three matches at White Hart Lane and Elano is a severe doubt: six/5 for Spurs is practically a gift.

Everton are a assured contact at property to the travelsick Fulham. The Cottagers have never won a league match at Goodison Park in their history, and their 6 Premier League visits have earned them a total of zero points. I’d faster depart my grandmother unsupervised with Wayne Rooney than pass up out on the Toffeemen at 3/five.

David Bentley has been likened to David Beckham. I’ve been left totally flummoxed by this comparison i can only assume he has a girlfriend who can’t sing. I’ll be screaming like a bint if West Ham maintain Blackburn to a draw at 11/4.

Apparently, prison retains no concern for Joey Barton I guess he’s hunting ahead to the household reunion. I’m embracing the 10/11 for a Newcastle win over Birmingham like a prolonged-misplaced law-abiding brother.

Wigan are in a actual battle at the wrong end of the table, which may reveal why they appointed a manager who appears like he’s gone 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Wigan have now gone 12 matches without a win I’ll be punching the bag if Bolton fall short to land the spoils at 11/ten.

If Manchester United v Derby was a boxing match, it would never get sanctioned except it was a Frank Warren promotion. Fergie is often up for the combat I just desire his Dad can stick to his lead. I’ll get a few rounds in after United slam the Rams at one/7.

When Ashley Cole retires from football, he really should think about a occupation in the battle sport. It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest to see the combative defender end up in the ring. I’d advise Frank Lampard from taking into consideration pugilism though he’d struggle to find an opponent in his fat class. You won’t have to wait too long for a return if you get one/five for a Chelsea win above Sunderland.

I imagine Ricky Hatton can emerge victorious from his mega-fight with Floyd Mayweather. Ricky has the skill, the perception, the intensity and the heart, and even more importantly, the most talked about hook given that Abu Hamza. The ‘Pretty Boy’ has an impressive file, but he struggles when opponents bring the fight to him and Ricky will be all about him like the aged bill on Harry Redknapp. For me, this is a 60/40 battle making nine/5 about the Hitman particularly agreeable.

I had very a respectable record when I employed to battle at junior school. I don’t forget beating up the toughest child in Year 6: that’ll train him for questioning previous week’s accumulator. Aston Villa, Newcastle, Bolton and Tottenham sort a fifteen/1 accer that will land a knockout blow to the bookies.

About the Author

Gerry McDonnell dabbles in football odds compilation, journalism and orphan rescue.